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Such a relief when things I`ve been meaning to do become things I meant to do but now it`s too late.
My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized
People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.
did you notice when you yell "yo ugly" about 10 people turn around
It`s pretty amazing how many times my daughter likes to say "it`s not fair!" considering she has never had to pay taxes
My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting...
Heard Justin Bieber got arrested for drag racing. Sure it`s dangerous, but surely it isn`t against the law to run in high heels...
Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
So, at this point, should we really still be calling them New Kids on the Block?
I could be a morning person....if morning happened around noon.
Several decisions I make on a daily basis hinge upon the question "illegal or just frowned upon?"
When I go into a bar I shout out "YOU CHEATING WHORE!" Whoever turns around is who I`m buying drinks for.
You know that button in the elevator with the fireman´s hat on it... turns out that is not the button you press to get a fireman´s hat.
Hysterical Shrieking should be reserved for truly serious situations such as Centipedes, Spiders, and that Creepy Uncle that likes to give everyone back rubs.....