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Haters are my motivators(:
It may look like Iām having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time Iām just thinking about what food Iām going to eat later.
facebook cuz am too old to have imaginery friends
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: Oh... I have nothing to say, I just crave the spotlight.
I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it`s someone`s birthday and I need to show respect.
Junk food would be a lot easier to avoid if it actually tasted like junk.
I`m an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
I`m out of bacon. This is my suicide note.
It`s time for all of us to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it`s over
I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable.
I will stop loving you, when Spongebob gets his driving license.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you`re stupid and make bad decisions.
Whenever you`re feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
I need a new bad decision.