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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
Finally got my Bon Jovi Sat Nav working... Wooahh we`re half way there.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know...Oreos.
The wife and I never really argue except on where to vacation. I wanna go to the beach and she wants to come with me
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza
The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn’t seem so bad now.
Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked.
I`ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman. Woken up to a whole bunch of them though.
Hey, how long are you supposed to chase someone after they steal your wallet? Cause I`m getting tired of running and he`s catching up to me.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Don`t be ashamed of who you are. That`s your parents job.
I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
Sometimes my brain is like the bermuda triangle...Information goes in then it`s never found again..
Facebook is like a fridge full of old food you know what is in your fridge but still you go and check if it changed.
That fact that I need sun glasses to open my fridge means my night must have been awesome.