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I don`t need glasses ... I drink straight from the bottle.
I`d say I`m not a morning person but I`m really not sure I`m an evening person either.
It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.
Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
I have no interest in skydiving. I get enough of an adrenaline rush hoping my credit card goes through
Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie.
I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I`m still looking for ideas.
Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting.
Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I`d highly recommend Fight Club.
It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
My thoughts should be ashamed of themselves.
I run a non-profit company. It`s not for a good cause or anything, I`m just not very good at business.
How many times do I have to say "excuse me" before "get the f*ck out of my way" becomes acceptable?
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to Chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST!!
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....