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A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
Picking and choosing who to say happy birthday to since 2006, thanks Facebook!
Apparently, 4 people die every year trying to put their pants on... - me, explaining to my (ex)boss why I went in with no pants
A bunch of us are going out for pancakes when Facebook is over, if you want to come along.
Of course you have a right to your own opinion. Just like I have a right to tell you to shove it up your a$$.
If Starbucks delivered, I would be a morning person.
I feel so lazy.. Lazy as the guy who created the Japanese flag
The Kids today just don`t appreciate the colors and flavors of Dial soap like I do
I am having one of those days where my middle finger answers every question.
Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.
The true trollers are the ones who troll the trolls.
I`m sorry. . . I didn`t mean to stare. . . it`s just that I have never seen stupid of this magnitude up close before
A lot of woman turn into good drivers. So if you`re a good driver, beware of women drivers when their making a turn.