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feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
Son to mom: why should I sweep the floor? Mom to son: do you want to be an Olympic Curl champion?
Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
Happy Hallogivemas!!!!!! It`s the time of year when the stores sell Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas stuff all on ONE aisle!
Who cares, WTF, OMG, so inappropriate, HOLY HELL ! Good LORD, not another selfie...WHOA NELLIE, NO, NO, and HELL NO!!! Me before unfriending someone.
I went to my local shop for a paper the other day. A guy out of no where started to throw eggs, cream and milk at me. I thought to myself how dairy?
Thought of the day! Calling me a crazy bitch will only encourage me to prove you right...
I don’t always have time to study, but when I do, I don’t.
The first sign of laziness:
I don’t mean to brag but when I’m at the Taco Bell drive thru placing my order, I don’t even look at the prices.
I saw a cool bumper sticker on a back of a SUV . . . “Do you follow Jesus this close?”
Lets watch a reality show about nasty rednecks acting like rednecks, but get mad when one of them says something a redneck would say
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
The biggest cause of cancer in mice is research.
Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))