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One of the most important things in life is perserverance. Hang on...perseveren...no, perserveer...pesever… oh, never mind.....
That logical moment when you`re watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven`t taken him away from his parents yet.
No matter how old you are ... swingsets are cool.
Never take a laxative and a sleeping aid on the same night. dont ask me why.
Knife > gun because if I pull a knife, you don`t know what I`m gonna do. Stab you? Open a letter? Or am I gonna frost a cake? It`s a mystery
If at first you don´t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
The best stories ever told always end with the words”…and then I got the hell out of there.”
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell, well he actually told me to eat "less McDonalds" but I`m pretty sure I know what he meant.
Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don`t want to look at you.
Pringles should make their containers like a Push Up Pop.
Finally got my sh!t together... Now if I can just remember where I put it
I hate to be one of those who post cliffhangers but...
“That’s funny” is something I say when I can’t even fake a laugh.
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!
Technically, every picture is a before picture.