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Why do people say ”I saw it with my own eyes.” Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
iOS 8 let`s you passcode lock specific apps? It`s fun imagining how many break ups that will cause.
Why can’t the shower just naturally keep itself clean?
Don`t you love followers that don`t acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world.
There`s a special place in hell reserved for the guy that decided what time McDonalds beakfast ends.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
FYI: You have to stop Facebook posting to have an alibi for ignoring texts.
Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that crap and move on.
I`m Not Single. I am romantically challenged
Some people need a shock collar. I need the remote.
Given enough coffee, I believe I could rule the world.
Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something.
I`m smiling, that alone should scare you.
I swear Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month..
The term "chubby chasers" is so inaccurate and misleading. Cause we don`t run.