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You can tell how a persons life is going by how they press the crosswalk button.
Is there another word for synonym?
I`m not judging you, I`m just trying to guess what medications you`re on.
Know your customer. Think like an idiot.
An ex asking to stay friends after you break up is like a kidnapper asking to stay in touch after they let you go.
It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads
No man has ever won a game of `notice anything different about me?`
There are two key elements to success. 1) Never tell anyone everything you know.
Someone has got to come up with a polite way to ask a fat girl if she`s pregnant.
My ex said he would die for me. All I`m saying is, it was his suggestion.
Someone asked me if I`m ever scared that I`ll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there.
Here`s a crazy trick to avoid looking fat in pictures: Lose weight.
Hello... Modeling Agency? Ya, my selfie just got 34 likes I think I`m ready to go pro!
I rather read the software license agreement for my computer than some peoples Facebook status drama on my newfeeds
Don`t worry, kids. Being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.