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I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
It saddens me to think that I`ll never be able to watch my own a$$ as I walk away :(
You think you are too small to make a difference? then you have never spent a single night with a mosquito.
Best pickup line : wanna get pizza?
Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archaeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment.
Me asking if you want anything from Starbucks is my way of telling you I am going to be very, very late
You`re the reason why I believe in condoms.
Deep down, we`re all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on.
I never thought I`d be the kind of person who`d wake up early in the morning to exercise ... And I was right.
My girlfriend said if this gets 100 thumbs up we`ll try anal. So please don`t vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
I really don`t get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she`s at least 18.
True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
You win some, you lose some...unless you`re me, then you win them all.
I always look out for #1 ... unless I`m walking thru my yard, then I look out for #2