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Kiss me I`m Irish, put a little tongue in it, I`m French too
Jesus is coming.... look busy
There`s nothing as wonderful as waking up in the morning next to a gorgeous smiling face. So I keep a mirror next to my bed.
My imaginary friend is bullying me.
Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
I was a huge tomboy. Like, I had barbies, but only because my ninja turtles needed bitches.
I`m just standing here...50 yards away, waiting for the restraining order to expire.
I don`t really want to hear about the marathon, unless of course, they add an element of suspense ... Like a Bear at mile 3
On your deathbed tell everyone "pray for me" then make sure to leave a note to be opened after you die that says "pray harder next time."
The hardest part about being an adult is trying to hide how you`re still a child.
On the 12th day of Christmas my FB gave to me- 12 dudes I`m blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvvee drama queeeennss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a-pokin and a creep who wont stop Inboxing meee... ;)
My alarm clock is clearly jelouse of my amazing relationship with my bed.
Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don`t do it.
12 year olds having sex ? Im sorry when i was 12 i was to afraid to pull my foreskin back incase my d*ck fell out.
Look!!! I am always here for you no matter what,OK? unless there is something good on tv or I`m eating pie