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So you`ll be able to buy Girl Scout Cookies online this year ... Your move Weight Watchers
They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it!
Going on a dangerous assignment. If I don`t come back, can someone please tell my girlfriend that I always found her laugh really annoying. Thanks.
Wednesday, you’d be a lot cooler if you were Friday night.
My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future.
You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.
I`m only 30 lbs away from my New Year`s resolution to lose 20 lbs!!
Any time you feel lonely, remember, its your fault nobody likes you.
I`ve found that the things I`m most interested in aren`t really in my best interest.
i dont like ling distance relationships so i move the fridge to my room
Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I`ve eaten 107 push-up pops.
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
Remember before you give the finger from the safety of your car, not everyone has a schedule to keep.
Sometimes, when my husband has a day off, I like to bring the TV remote with me to work.