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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
I hate having to work for a living. But I hate starving even more.
Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
Sometimes I wish I could appear offline in real life too
Do you think retailers in Colorado have seen an increase in the sales of Easy Bake ovens and Brownie mix?
Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life.
I spent 2 hours cleaning this kitchen. Mess it up and I will cut you! ... Love MOM
I know alcohol isn`t the answer, but it`s my best guess.
As if " cray cray" wasn`t irritating enough, people have started shortening it to " cray"....that`s just stu stu
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
If it wasn`t for pizza delivery, you wouldn`t see me shoveling a walkway.
When a girl says "no," a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
Crazy is like diarrhea. You can only hold it in for so long.
Be nice to your kids. They get to choose your nursing home.