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Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,...Why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?
You know your fat when you sit in the bath tub and the water in the toilet rises.
Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into.
I show my age when I`m in a club with all the 20 somethings.. Guess its because the last dance step I mastered was dancing like Gene Gene The Dancing Machine
99% of people in this world are stupid. Luckily I`m part of the other 5%.
I want to be something scary for Halloween so I am going as a positive pregnancy test......
How are poor people so good at finding money for tattoos?
If you love someone , let them go. If they dont come back, call them up later when your drunk and see wtf is going on.
snooze button, becuase all I need after 8 hours of sleep, is a nap
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
All who post weather maps on FB. You know we have the internet too, right??
If you recieve something that says,”Send it to all your friends” , then please don`t consider me as your friend.
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
It`d be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you eat the entire thing.