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I just got kicked out of the Zoo! How was I supposed to know that real hippos don`t actually eat marbles?
My internet goes out more than I do.
When a woman says, "I`m NOT crazy" *clapping her palms together per syllable* That`s universal for, "You`re going to die."
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it´s still on the list.
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight
I wonder what Facebook employees do at work to waste time.
Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting.
If you are what you eat then where is this place that a ton of people are eating stupid?
How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the “For External Use Only” warning labels.
I have this empty feeling inside of me. Wait, there`s my drink.
Gotta thin the herd. – me eating animal crackers
Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours
Baby.. I wanna be the reason you need therapy.
Just got back from the car dealership and long story short, I`m now the proud owner of a giant circus tent.
For our next trick, we should hack into North Korea`s TV system and put Jersey Shore on repeat...