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I don`t "get lost". I find creative ways to get places I didnt know I wanted to go.
Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
I either get what I want or I change my mind!
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
I’m like a kid in a candy store. I can’t afford anything.
I fail to understand the ‘good’ part of ‘good morning’
After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it`s true calling: helping people wink online.
LADIES: Not all men get into a relationship just for sex. Some just need a personal chef.
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.
I`ve robbed banks before...and they`re never getting their pens back.
The five stages of Sunday: depression, anger, bargaining, acceptance, Netflix
If you are not sweating while doing it...then you are doing it wrong.
Personally, I think failure should be an option
Irresponsible is when your neighbor doesn`t pay their wifi bill.
just realised MR OWL ATE MY METAL WORM is exactly the same backwards