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Thinks that thinking about thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think.
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present....They are due back at the library today.
Attention burglars: We may or may not be home. Or maybe we are hunters, waiting for you to get closer for a kill shot
i love you with all my butt. i would say heart but my butt is bigger :)
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key
Oh I thought it was wait 30 YEARS after eating before you exercise.
I wonder how many people`s phones out there have my name saved in contacts as "DO NOT ANSWER"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats
I wish I was a jedi, but mostly just so I didn`t have to bend over to pick up dog poop.
What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?
The best two kinds of beer in this world are....Cold & Free..
Expect nothing and you`ll be impressed every day.
I`m "BE KIND & REWIND" years old.
I`m trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it`s hard........so hard......
Alright, I give up! I`ve listened to the song like 50 times now, and I still don`t know what the fox is saying!