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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
I can totally relate to cranky elderly people. I mean you can only be nice for so long!
Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before I go to bed?
When does hibernation start? Because I am 100% participating in that.
Marriage. When dating goes too far.
That awkward moment when you realize this year is just going to be filled with morons talking about the end of the world the whole time.
There are times, when I actually am hungry like the wolf. But thanks to Duran Duran I can`t tell anyone without sound like a complete f*cking idiot
Saw someone try and park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn’t see the person so I’m not going to assume what gender she was.
Any fool can use a computer ... Many do
I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
Due to no supervision and sheer lack of self control; I sincerely with GREAT guilt! Here now inform you. I ate your banana split
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I
I have decided to give up procrastinating for Lent ... oh, crap.
Some people walk into your life and leave footprints on your heart. Some people walk into life and make you want to leave footprints on their face
Common sense has become so rare it should be classified as a superpower.