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A world without women would be a pain in the a$$.
Who do Walmart shoppers make fun of?
I`m like a kid in a candy store. I can`t afford anything.
Remember years ago when we didn`t have facebook and we had to take pictures of our food and get the film developed at the chemist get all your friends round your house and show them what you have been eating ...the good old days
" I don`t watch much tv" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
Scientists uncovered the part of the male brain responsible for pissing off women. It’s next to the part that knows how much roses cost.
The wife finally agreed to anal sex... Does anyone know what a strap-on is?
If I pat you on the back, there`s a 99% chance that I`m only using you as a napkin
I`m obviously smarter than you`re
Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.
We are living in a generation where Vampires are sparkly,Werevolves are gay and Witches wear leather pants.
Just signed a $320,000, nine year deal with my therapist.
The Bishop came to our church today, but I think he was an imposter. He never once moved diagonally.
It truly bothers me how many people would marry someone just for their money. Because I`m trying to do that & you`re lowering my chances.
I was worried my notifications had stopped working but luckily I’m just unpopular.