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I’m what you would call “indoorsy”
Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched? Because if it is bothering you, I can stop.
169 is still a sex position, but with a creepy guy watching.
When I`m bored I like to dress in a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nursing home and wave at the old folks.
My brain is giving me the silent treatment
Give a fish some bread and he`ll eat for a day. Teach a fish to be a flying piranha and he`ll eat for a lifetime.
Seven years ago today I swallowed bubblegum ... I`ll keep you all posted.
We have so much in common. You want to travel and I want you to go.
i make the other half of the Oreo watch.
They say you are what you eat, though... I don`t recall eating a sexy beast today
Screw your recommended serving size. You don`t know me.
Hockey: because running on knives makes sense.
People go on and on about the length of Subway`s sandwiches but how come nobody talks about their girth?
I don`t understand the saying "you snooze you lose"... I hit the snooze button 8 times this morning and feel like a champion.
I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.