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It`s called "Biscotti" because nobody would buy "chocolate covered croutons".
The parent-teacher conference is going great. They have no idea Iām not the teacher.
The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man`s ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob.
Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord.
Have you ever looked at someone and realized "WTF" is always what immediately comes to mind?
I`ll be drinking tell I see Leprechauns tonight.
My wife says I talk while I sleep. But Iām skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
Dora the explorer.... Y U NO GET GPS?
Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
"What`s wrong?" "Oh it`s personal" Then, why`d you post it to Facebook.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you`ll never go back" episode of Mythbusters.
Iām trying to read a book about how to relax, but I keep falling asleep
A guy had his whole left side torn off, the doctor said he`s all right.