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Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
Marriage is like friends without benefits.
I`m glad the guy who came up with "No means no" didn`t do the whole dictionary
Let me be honest, I dont even walk a mile in my own shoes.
“Let’s hang out sometime.” - liars
2011: Come at me bro! 1800`s: Advance towards me brethren!
Applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist
I`m not anti-social I`m just pro leave me the f*ck alone.
Unless my horoscope says, "You will dread going to work and will most likely masturbate," then it is a crock of sh*t.
It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.
Don`t send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
If we`re in a situation where I am the "voice of reason," then we are in a very very bad situation.
I never think twice about helping others.In fact, I never think once about it.
Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?
Is it just me, or did anyone else wake up on the SEXY side of the bed this morning?