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Big shout out to all the spiders not building their webs at face level.
I joined weight watchers last month, so far I lost 38 dollars...
If you like someone, pretend they`re a charger and you`re an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor.
If you are used to seeing a fat, naked guy walk around his house, then you are probably my neighbor.
I have a fold up treadmill under my fold up bed, so by the time I get the treadmill set up, I`m like "That`s enough exercise for today"
Whoa! Thank you warning label! I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
Some of the best things in life...are mistakes.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
I`m really tired but it`s OK. There`s a nap for that.
You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want.
A fun thing to do when leaving the Zoo, is too start frantically running and yelling "OMG they`ve all escaped!"
Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?
Going to Colorado this weekend to go ... "Hiking"