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Give Me A Minute While I Pretend To Care!
I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
I started to question my sanity this morning, It told me to "Shut up and chew through the straps....). I was free by noon......Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
No officer, my speech isn`t slurred. I`m just talking in cursive.
Size does matter-just ask Pluto.
My dog’s ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I’d like it to be.
Before you judge me, know that I don`t give a crap. Ok, go ahead.
99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I`m part of the other 3%.
What if "I`m coming out with a new scent" was just a way for famous people to warn others that they were about to fart?
I don`t hate you, it`s just, if you were on fire. I would roast marshmallows.
A lot of people don`t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama.
That moment when you have so many things to do...So you decide to take a nap instead!
Drinking doesn’t make me post better Facebook status updates; it just makes me not care what you think of them…
Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self centered lives already in progress.
I`ve seen bride magazines but have yet to see "Eager Groom" magazines.