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In the morning instead of having coffee and reading my horoscope, I have coffee and unfriend anyone who posts their horoscope.
So vegetarians eat vegetables... I think I`m going to play it safe and avoid humanitarians.
Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes! To anyone who missed it.”No cake for you!!"
All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
I`m sorry call me old fashioned,but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina...
Heard you like bad boys .... Well, I`m not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn`t ask my parents.
I’m not fat... my stomach is 3D.
I’m too young to be too old for everything.
The fact that Pitbul is even considered a musician is more disgusting than the fact that toothpaste was invented years after french kissing was.
You can tell by a woman`s feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs.
Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p
I don`t care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles... game on!
Bananas are the strippers of the fruit world.
I went frisbee golfing today. I didn`t get an ace, but I did hit a guy and that was just as satisfying.