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This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Were this to be an actual emergency you’d be screwed, because no one takes this seriously.
Christmas is just like any other day in the workplace, you work your butt off and the fat guy with a suit gets all the credit.
Stumbled into bed late last night. "You`re drunk," she said. "AND, you live next door."
That awkward moment when you finally realize what your rice krispies are saying to you.
In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am...
I was watching craps at the casino all night until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom.
I remember when downloading a song meant trying to tape it off the radio while hoping the DJ didn´t talk over the song.
You might be a REDNECK if you think S.T.O.P. means spin tires on pavement!! :)) lol
That`s disgusting! (unless you`re up for it?)
is procastinating now. Don´t see why I should put it off.
Some people you know was dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out the window.
If it doesn’t involve food or sleep, I’m probably not interested.
Ask.com is useless............they have no idea where I put my car keys either
It`s nice to feel wanted. Even if it`s by the FBI.
Scientists are saying that social media is making us less accepting and more aggressive. Whatever, a$$holes!