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I know I have a long way to go but look at how far I`ve come.
when she says "size doesn`t matter" what she really means is "I have been disappointed before." :)
i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card
The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
Never do I feel as lazy and rude as when someone else in the room is vacuuming.
Well that`s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I`m doing.
I have 500 friends and only 499 Birthday wishes on facebook! I`ll remember that when it`s YOUR birthday #405!!!
I just found love.....its on page 369 in dictionary
Apparently some strangers don’t need a hug.
The key to eating healthy is to avoid any food that has a TV commercial.
I liked your facebook update, only so I can unlike it.
I was doing laundry today and accidentally left out a very large fart. 4 people turned around. For a minute, I thought I was on "The Voice".
Being alone with my thoughts can be quite boring unless alcohol is involved
You ever notice that the number of extra steps a drunk takes getting home? ...its staggering!
One thing that I have never had in the glove box of my car, is a pair of gloves.