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The pill is the second best thing women can put in their mouths to prevent pregnancy.
Did anyone hear the one about the cross dresser? The happiest day in his life was when he finally got into his girlfriend`s pants.
There were only 3 commandments until Moses’ wife got involved.
It must be annoying for nudists when they have to clean their glasses
I bought one of the "Books for Dummies" for 50% off, but I needed help to figure out what the price was.
Group Therapy: listening to ALL your voices.
My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall ... I plan on sticking to it.
I super glue one jar of pickles shut and leave it out at the barbecue then watch the humiliation unfold.
Serving size ?? LMAO
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
I will kill you with kindness even if I have to beat the sh!t out of you.
Are you really sorry or are you just Charlie Sheen sorry?
The first guy who made fire by rubbing two sticks together probably did a lot of other weird sh!t.
Here`s where I draw the line: ___________________________.
I`ve just been watching a documentary on marijuana...... I think all documentaries should be watched this way.