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Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
Idk what was worse, the fact that my girlfriend text me saying “sorry breaking up with you” or that a minute later she text me back “sorry wrong number.”
There should be a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
Netflix doesn’t care if u showered or not
Behind every beautiful song is a person who really shouldn`t sing it out loud in public
I miss that feeling you`d get at the video store when you discovered the movie you wanted to rent was available.
In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man.
I prefer to call it a “Ta-Da” list. Cause it’d be amazing if I actually accomplished anything on it.
Best grilled cheese ever!! All I did was add a hamburger patty.
When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you`ve been doing since you were 15.
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow because I`m still looking for ideas
Just shaved my legs for the first time since October...just kidding, it`s not warm enough for that yet.
"That`s close enough..." ~Government worker
I`ll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.
Watching these gymnasts doing the balance beam is making me feel really bad about almost missing the couch.