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i joined new gym yesterday. i did 3 sets of selfies on each machine
I`d say I`m not a morning person but I`m really not sure I`m an evening person either.
I never forget a breast, I mean face. I never forget a face.
Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they`re stabbing it? No? How about now?
Matt Damon is set to play an all-action version of Jesus in his new Easter based Biblical film, "Bourne Again Christian".
I have a moderate amount of skills in life, but one of those things does NOT include the ability to stop eating.
I see you`ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I don`t get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn`t it already cracked to begin with?
It is amazing how quickly kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, dishwasher, or vacuum cleaner.
I live like I type, fast and with lots of mistakes!
Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed
People who say "I hate to bother you" need to learn to hate it a little bit more.
This morning I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?"
My credit score is so bad I have started receiving pre-declined credit card offers
I wonder if Brazil has a wax museum?