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Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they`re talking?
Nothing like responsibility to ruin a perfectly good day.
Million dollar idea: Alarm clock that releases spiders... NOW you`re up.
When i am bored, i like parking along side the xpressway stick a hair dryer out the window, and watch everyone slam on their brakes.
You left a note on the fridge saying "This isn`t working. Goodbye" but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don`t get it.
Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
Please: No,No.No-More about how you think relationships should be: we`ve got it , Your Single,,- get off facebook and go take your own expert advise...
Actually I don`t think it would be all that hard to get out of a pickle.
Well, I`m really not sure what my spirt animal is but I`m sure it looks like road kill right about now.
May the bridges I burn light the path in front of me...
Yes I stalk you, but only as a friend.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Insomnia improves your math skills. You spend all night calculating how much sleep you`ll get if you "fall asleep right now".
Hard liquor because I don`t don`t have time or patience to sit around drinking 9 bottles of wine every day
Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn`t matter. It`s all good. But a Pepsi drinker...