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when she says "size doesn`t matter" what she really means is "I have been disappointed before." :)
Sleeping alone is a complete waste of my sexual talent.....
Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
I consider my body less of a temple and more of a ruin.
Was born with a rare condition called "Amazing"
There`s a special place in hell reserved for the guy that decided what time McDonalds beakfast ends.
I think a good gauge of my personality is that I watch Homeland to relax.
Girls who don`t get naked when you`re drunk.. Explain yourselves.
If you don`t know me by now....I`m a really good stalker.
Good morning my friends ... Wait a minute ... What the f*ck am I doing up this early.
I need a partner in wine.
Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don’t wanna have to explain why I’m in your ‘Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am.
Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo `till i google all over your facebook?
So apparently airport security doesn`t like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.
The nice thing about living in the southern states is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense here.