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It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
Of course it`s you....there`s no f*cking way it`s me.
I made a p@nis out of Legos. A literal c*ck block.
like this if you are against animal cruelty
According to Facebook, some people I don`t remember are grilling this weekend.
My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.
My kids are giving all the people on this airplane a hard lesson in birth control right now.
I am surprised Cheech and Chong have not filmed a new movie -"Cheech and Chong Smoke Colorado"
I don`t really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids` history textbooks.
There may be two sides to every story, but you’re still a douche in both of them.
If your buttcrack is showing out of your pants. I will drop change in it and make a wish.
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn`t make the cut.
My New Years Eve = Hangover 4
Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button.
Mail from Grandma: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:No subject