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I just love having sex with you...Next time I hope you are there with me.
What a rip-off. I picked up a book called 101 Mating Positions. It turned out to be a book on chess.
Reasons to get out of bed: Food.
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?
I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills.
You`re never too old to be spanked ...If you play your cards right.
The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF!
I`m leaving my body to science fiction
Half of me is a hopeless romantic. And the other half of me is, well, an asshole.
Mirrors don’t lie. And, lucky for me, they don’t laugh either.
The decline of civilization started when they stopped putting toys in boxes of cereal.
If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny sh!t.
If I was just learning English and you told me a sport called BOXING takes place in a SQUARE area called a RING, I`d probably give up.
Shouldn`t old people drive faster than everyone else since they have less time left to waste?