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Testing.. Testing.. This is a test. If this were an actual ploy for attention.. I would`ve said "bacon" or "boobies."
Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on.
They don`t make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery.
Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed.
It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.
Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, 9 if you`re ugly.
The best thing about online classes is the beer.
Sometimes, I wonder if the weather app on my phone even looks outside.
If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place.
Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesnt that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie? ... hmmm
I don`t think we appreciate this era enough. For instance, none of us will see old photos of our moms whoring it up on Instagram.
I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn`t care.....Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0