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Let`s sleep in until it`s time to go to bed again
If you`ve never put fake blood capsules in your mouth before going to the dentist you are too mature to be my friend.
Maybe it`s the washer and not the dryer that steals the socks.
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
Wow! Sit-Downs are way easier than Sit-Ups!
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
Never tell a lie ... unless it is absolutely convenient
Whoever invented the 5 day work week and 2 day weekend can suck my a**!
My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on.
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday.
Still haven`t cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different.
I wonder if Earth makes fun of the Moon for having no life.
Getting told I can`t do something gives me all the motivation I need to get things done.
I bet if you asked a one-eyed person, they`d tell you it really WAS all fun and games up until that point.