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Just for kicks I posted "I won the LOTTERY" on Facebook. One girl liked it, then replied to the inbox message I sent her in 2010. *Blocked*
Eventually I will find Bigfoot and he will tell me all he knows about Hide & Seek.
I’m proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don’t want to hang out with you now… but I’m still very proud…
I`m well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
There’s both a McDonald’s and a blood pressure machine in this Walmart. Circle of life.
I wish I could have the Price Is Right audience around whenever I`m making important life decisions.
Seems like we would be just fine with about half as many types of pasta
If you need time alone, announce that it`s time to clean the house.
For men who think.."A women`s place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that`s where the Knives are kept!
"People should just mind their own business," probably the funniest thing I`ve ever read on a social networking site.
Everytime I see a person jogging I already know they have facebook, everyone on facebook works out.
The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone.
I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have `Friday` everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)
Today I´m going to entertain the kids with a game of duct, duct, tape.