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Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
Ladys have it easy, if they ever do start to loose an argument they can just start playing with their boobs
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
I can`t get the cork off my dinner.
To all my friends who post Controversial, Obscene, Dirty, Offensive, and Derogatory posts, .. Keep that sh!t up. I like it....
That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from.
Sometimes it’s funnier when you DON’T add “lol” at the end. lol
I like my relationships like I like my eggs: over easy.
You’re not an easy person to like….I like that about you.
I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.
Did you know that running for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 63%?
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
"I can`t believe it`s not clutter." ~ A recovering hoarder
Being unsure has never stopped me from making a decision.
Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iphone, open and close their favorite apps. All by themselves. When I was that age, I was eating silly putty.