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If it weren`t for WebMD I would have never known what symptoms to mimic so I could get all these prescriptions from my doctor.
Do you want to know Victoria`s Secret? Their lingerie doesn`t look the same on your girlfriend as it does on their models..
Either I need to up my dosage or my income.
I love to do housework in the nude. Unfortunately for the neighbours, today I`m roofing.
If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich?
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I`m not good in bed.
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
Being a camera must be pretty cool. You get to sleep until there`s something cool to see.
I want to follow my dream, but i dont want to look like a stalker
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
My neighbors listen to some amazing music… whether they like it or not. ;)
Being sick is your bodies way of saying “Hey, you really need to catch up on some TV”.
My weight loss goal is to not care about the crumbs at the bottom of a Pringles can.
And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses.