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You guys make Facebook worth it! Just kidding, we are all wasting our lives.
A hospital is the only commercial establishment where the worse service they provide you, the more you`ll come back.
Ever notice how the automatic flush sensors in public restrooms kinda look like hidden cameras?
My doctor said he`s been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
I hide from people too, so I get it bigfoot, I get it.
Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
The key to successful relationships is not to start any.
I`m curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they`re taking it out of their cars too?
Tired of those Political Ads on television?...... You may be entitled to compensation.
Michael Schumacher`s former crew just visited him in the hospital. They changed the wheels on his bed and his drip in 4.4 secs.
Today`s brilliant idea: Slim Fast beer.
To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That`s it. No more reading!
ever wonder if one day somebody will come knocking on your door and say “Hey we have 7 mutual friends on Facebook, can I come in?"
I`ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.