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I´m not cheap, but I am on special this week
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We`ll see about that.
A fun thing to do is comment "that ain`t the girl you were with at the bar the other night" on all my married friends Facebook family photos
"Safely remove USB." Who does that?
Every time I hear the phrase, "Fire at will!", I can`t help but wonder, "What did Will do?!"
My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that.
I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It’s obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.
If tit for tat doesn`t mean flashing guys with tattoos, than I`ve been doing it wrong this whole time.
A normal person is just someone you don`t know well enough yet.
You can never really say `what`s on your mind` when you have family members on your Facebook.
My mother said, "You won`t amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Oh ya.....Just you wait."
You made several good points, and I understand that you are right, but the way you said it was so douchey I have to take an opposite stance.
If you don’t already hate people, the mall is a great place to start.
If you cannot FACE your problem, then the problem is your FACE.