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Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they`re and there.
I have a feeling my check liver light will come on this weekend
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor person is reading this post. You hang in there!
Learn to spell. Auto Correct isn’t always write.
A good lawyer knows the law ... A great lawyer knows the judge.
I bought a Tempurpedic mattress just so that I’d have an excuse to go to sleep with a giant glass of wine every night.
I’d be unstoppable if it wasn’t for law enforcement and physics.
I`m an accident looking for a place to happen!
lifes like a box of chocolates, never know whatcha gonna get (:
I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me.
If you died and went to he!l, how long will it take you to realise that you aren`t still at work?
I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden
Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don`t have to see, touch, or smell them.