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Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
That horrible feeling you get when you`re not asleep anymore.
There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
If our son ever decides he wants to play sports, I`ll sign up to be his coach. It`s important that he knows that I`ll swear at other kids too.
"Rear facing, pedal activated photon cannon" sounds much more badass than "brake lights"
Sometimes, I`ll start a text with "lol" if it might be a sensitive subject. Like, "lol it`d be cool if you moved out."
We look like we are being productive, but really, we are just talking sh!t about co-workers and how drunk we got last weekend.
me + you = overpopulation... :) :p
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
If you don`t know me by now....I`m a really good stalker.
My ex has had a really hard time moving on. From what I can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
I`d go to church if they had Wi-Fi.
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole
My ice bucket challenge: 1. Buy bucket 2. Add ice 3. Add 12 beers 4. Sign into FB and drink