Daily Silly Status

I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(

I would like to wish all of the groundhogs a very safe and happy Groundhogs Day.

In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man.

Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro.

How do you people have the time to hate a stranger on the internet?

FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END

Dear Cashier: Stop giving me attitude and acting like your job is so complicated and stressful. Self-Checkout has proven that you are really unnecessary.

It deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pcale. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a pobelrm. Tihs is buseace the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Tihs wulod not be psibsole if yuor sutipd. I hpoe for yuor skae you wree albe to raed tihs or taht maens yuor an idoit or barin dmagaed.

i hope your life is as long and useful as this roll of toilet paper!!!

No horror movie can surpass the sensation of touching your pockets and not feeling your cell phone.

I hate it when people upload song lyrics as their status`s it reminds me of somebody i used to know

My “I hate you” face must look a lot like my “I’m loving this conversation” face.

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...

Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet.

It`s not a real hangover until you bring a pillow into the bathroom.