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A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it.
50% of people believe s@x is "the connecting of two people`s souls through two people`s bodies, as one." The other 50% are guys
Apparently, the answer `I know.` is not a good answer when your friend tells you how awesome his girlfriend is in bed.
Pet stores should post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look.
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an I-pad
My wife told me: "Sex is better on vacation." That wasn`t a very nice postcard to receive.
For lent, I`m giving up sexual innuendos but it`s hard... so hard!
You`re not living life right if you don`t get just a little bit nervous every time you hear a police siren.
Today`s brilliant idea: Slim Fast beer.
I don´t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car is having to go poop after you get out of the shower.
The feeling you get when a woman asks you to guess her age is like wondering whether to cut the blue wire or the green wire when defusing a bomb.
I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches
The inside of my fridge: evidence that I’m still not a real adult.