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Turbo tax might just be the worst video game I ever played.
Men are like cheap dishes - easily broken & completely replaceable!
I have a land line just so that I still have the option to slam the phone down when I angrily hang up on someone.
Man, those 2013 Mayan Calenders are REALLY hard to find...
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
I don`t care what people think of me. It can`t be half as bad as what I think of them...
Some people should be ticketed for wearing spandex
I read somewhere that we only use 10% of our brains. I wonder what the other half is for?
I decided I really need to read more. I watch way to much TV ... So I turned on the subtitles.
I don`t really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids` history textbooks.
I forgot to post this earlier
I`m out like a fat kid playing dodge ball..
Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading "Hungry Hungry Hobo"... I shouldn`t laugh right?
I`ve finally decided to do something about my weight. Lie.
Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It`s water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!