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Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.
I order all my food with extra gluten.
I was getting really depressed today but then I realized double cheeseburgers exist
Just been informed that my spirit animal is Eeyore.
Was there even food before people started posting pictures of it on Instagram?
Anything is possible with the right attitude and a sledgehammer
I remember 2011 like it was yesterday. ;)
Does the 5 second rule apply to soup? Please answer quickly!
Don´t call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious"
Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Tuesday.
So if a dentist makes money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should we trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
I haven`t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn`t want to interrupt her.
It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
No thanks, Inspirational guy, but I am only on Facebook for the jokes and the meltdowns.
If you grew up wanting to be a Plumber or a Pizza delivery boy, You watched too much porn as a kid.