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I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
Driving with your gas tank door open is the equivalent to having your zipper down.
To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me
I`m celebrating 1 year of sobriety today ... I think it was 1989 ... Cheers!
Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison.
How long do I microwave this 14 lb turkey?
According to my fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
The thinner the eyebrow, the crazier the woman.
Your screenshots of text message conversations tell me: 1. you have a great sense of humor 2. to never trust you
The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.
If I keep hitting the treadmill like I do every night, in a few weeks maybe I`ll learn to turn on the light when I get up to pee in the dark
"We have HBO" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry.