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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
I plan on getting "sidewalk nap" drunk tonight.
Women are always complaining that men are messy by leaving clothes layin around…..That’s because women take up all the closets
You never really know a woman, until she takes you to court.
Ever gotten that awkward feeling? ..like the one when you realize you`re chewing on a BORROWED pencil?
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk while it´s still snowing
Getting up in the morning is like writing an essay. You want to do it, it takes a lot of effort, and you usually quit halfway through.
I’m not stealing my neighbor’s WiFi…their WiFi is trespassing into my house.
I have a fear of elevators, but I have an even greater fear of exercise.
Love is like a rubber band, we keep pulling, someone let’s it go, and it hurts the one who held on.
Remember, no matter how bad a day you may be having, no matter how sh!tty a situation you may be in... I`m feeling great. So it`s all good.
A magic eraser, but for my bar tab.
In fact, yes, l can multitask. I can screw up several things at once.
My biggest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my personality.
If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo`s show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it`s Halloween because our family reunion was in July....