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Can`t afford P90X or INSANITY workout videos? Go find a wasp nest and slap the sh!t out of it. Never knew I could shadow box,bicycle kick,and twirl while floating.
Either I need to up my dosage or my income.
Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
Instead of exes, they should be called whys.
I try to live my life by the saying: “You scratch my back and I’ll let you know when to stop.”
I tried yoga once, but we called it Twister
The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet.
Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.
If I’ve learned anything in my twenty-two years on this earth, it’s that it’s okay to lie about your age.
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I`m not used to consuming wine in pill form.
Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it reminds me of some of the drunken nights we use to have.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
Living with a child is like using a blender with no lid...
I`m "BE KIND & REWIND" years old.