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I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard today, but those of you in North America already know that because you heard me scream
Please rephrase your question in the form of a compliment.
When pornstars get up to speak in front of a large group, do they picture people with their clothes on?
"Let`s give the bad guy a ponytail." - 80s movies
Man, that .01% of germs that can´t be killed by hand sanitizer must be some bad a$$ sh!t
You look like I need another drink
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
It’s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
My credit score is just a picture of me crying in the front yard of a nice house.
What if there actually is one legit Nigerian millionaire prince who genuinely needs to use your bank account?
I think I speak for everyone here when I say "I haven`t the slightest idea as to where my life is headed"
Your so old, you knew Burger King when he was a prince.
I`m motivated by a need to leave something meaningful in the world & a profound desire to shove it in the face of anyone who`s rejected me.
I hate people who take drugs ... Customs for example.