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Just tried to pay for my McDonalds with a hug, it didn`t work. Don`t believe the rumors.
Know the rules well so you can break them effectively.
Awkward moment when you don’t know if you were offered gum out of generosity or if your breath stinks.
Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
I was shocked when I heard the local Radio Shack is closing. Mostly because I had no idea we had one.
was on the treadmill for over an hour and I must say it is much easier with roller blades
Drinking coffee is a fun way to become dependent on paying money to wake up.
Somehow, hitting the "end call" button on the cell phone just doesn`t feel nearly as good as the old days when you could slam the phone down on somebody.
Why do we only crave what`s bad for us? Alcohol, deep fried food, sex with strangers. You never hear anyone say "I`d kill for some salad"
If you`re in a hole, stop digging...
Finally in bed. No better time to start thinking about every possible thing that has or ever could happen.
You posted a drunk selfie last night at 2:04 AM and then deleted it five minutes later. But I took a screenshot. Let`s negotiate.
The older I get the earlier it gets late.
Why has no one invented a button next to snooze which emails your boss to say you`re gonna be late?
This ad says: "3 out of 5 smokers die" Apparently the other 2 become immortal.