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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from. FML
Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades........... Wait till summer... Enjoy!
It`s tough being a people person when you can`t stand most people.
my 2012 new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
I’m mad, but not as mad as someone asking to see the rules in the middle of a monopoly game.
Congrats on winning an argument with your woman...... Your prize is a night on the couch.
I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
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He who laughs last didn´t get it.
Don’t judge me until you’ve walked a mile with my shoes….shoved up your a$$.
If you cannot FACE your problem, then the problem is your FACE.
How long are Winnie the Pooh and Tigger going to ignore the fact there`s something seriously wrong with Eeyore
My 5 year plan is to watch Netflix. All of it.